Tekken. Plus. Twilight. Lul.

Chapter One:

Once upon a time there was a girl called Christie Monteiro. She had long legs and big brown eyes, and all the boys liked to watch her move. Then one day she caught Marshall Law watching her dance, taking in her big boobs and her big brown eyes. Christie could see that Marshall liked what he saw so she decided to take her chance and show off her skills. After a deep intake of breath she looked Marshall in the eyes and said “Come and get me boys”, Christie then moved towards Marshall rather suggestively. Marshall replied, “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” Marshall then did the ‘prey mantis’ move and the battle begun!

Chapter Two:

The fight was on! Marshall and Christie were making lots of dirty perverted noises. They were very excited. Many onlookers had come to see what all the noise was about. Christie realized just before she KO’d Marshall that she was deeply in love with him. She held him in her arms, gave him a lap dance, and kissed him softly on the neck. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”, from out of the crowd sprinted Edward Cullen. The beauty of his marble skin put the sun and the moon and the sky to shame. Every woman watching sighed and fainted. Edward Cullen bared his fangs at Christie and told her to leave his love (Marshall) alone, he was Edwards. Christie then noticed the matching rings on both Edward and Marshall. They were MARRIED! Taking one step closer she noticed that MARSHALL WAS PREGNANT!

To find out what happens next wait for chapter THREE!!!

Chapter Three point one:

Christie stood in shock. It was if time its self had decided to take a break. Onlookers didn’t know where to look! Edward Cullen’s squad of women stalked off, and Christie stood there as white as a ghost. Christie’s brow began slowly to turn down, her breath quickened and her muscles burned with adrenaline. This was war. Marshall was hers. She would not let Edward Cullen take him away- let alone marry and have vampire spawn with him!
In a flash of hair and bare legs and the shadow of a cunning smile Christie took off into the crowd. She had a plan. She knew how she could save Marshall.

To be continued!!!

Chapter Three point two:

Yoshimitsu was quite excited about Christies plan. Christie and Yoshimitsu ran back to the fight scene. Marshall was heaving in pain: He was having contractions! Edward Cullen stood over him, knees bent and teeth bared, ready for action. He wanted to save his man and his baby. Yoshimitsu drew out his Katana and let out an alien like shriek, “jkhasjlhdsljhflhsfs!!!”  Without a moment’s hesitation Yoshimitsu stuck his katana into Marshals big bloated belly. Marshall was relieved when he was no longer pregnant. He did not love Edward. He loved Christie. Edward Cullen had used his special Vampire powers and made Marshall fall for him!
Christie, Marshall and Yoshimitsu eventually overpowered Edward Cullen, went home, made some sushi and drank some tequila slammers and had one hell of a good night. All that bothered them now was the threat Edward had left with them...  

Coming soon, chapter four!